Materials and Tools
Office Bow :
Bow(of “Death”) Assembly
Step 1 – Put 2 rulers back to back and tape them
Step 2 – Now over lap the 2 taped rulers slightly and
Step 3 – Get that strapping tape out and start taping.
Stringing the Bow(of “Death”)
Step 1 – Hopefully your rulers have holes. If they do
Step 2 – Take 2 rubber bands and cut them so they are long strands. As shown below.
Step 3 – Once they are cut stretch them out a bit to
Step 4 – Now with your “string” pushed thru the hole you
Optional – You can adjust the tension on the bow by
OPTIONAL – Play around with the number and variation of rubber bands. You can make a VERY powerful bow. Trust me! 😉
Building the arrows(of “Death”).
Step 1 – You will need 4 pens to make 1 arrow. Take 3
Step 2 – Cut about 1/4 inch off the end of the 4th pen(which still has the ink/ballpoint in it)*As illustrated below:
Step 3 – Once you have the 4 sections, place them end to
Step 4 – Make sure you have them securely pushed together. Now you need to straighten the “shaft” of the arrow.
Step 5 – Now that the “shaft” is straight, place strapping tape along the arrow. This will strengthen the arrow for “combat”.
Step 6 – Time for the fletching. Get a 1 1/2 inch peice
Step 7 – Trim the tape/fletching so that it looks like a real arrows feathers.
Now you have a functional arrow.
OPTIONAL – Get creative in the design of you arrow heads. You can use just the pen arrow head or go crazy:
Note: the round “blunt” tip is a penny. It HURTS! Plus you get cool round bruises. 🙂
The “Piece de Resistance”
Our office has these hobby razors to cut out signs and what not. I decided to use them as the “Ultimate” arrow.
Place the arrow on the string of the bow. Resting the arrow on the hand gripping the bow.
Pinching the arrow and the string
pull back to create tension on the arrow.
Release. Now get out and unleash “OFFICE PUNISHMENT” on thine enemies!!!
Subject: Very thick cardboard.
Results: Arrow “massively” penetrated both sides!
Watch the Video!
Note**: This information is provided as “Educational Knowledge”.
This weapon can actually penetrate flesh, muscle and eyeballs.
I am not responsible for the mis-use of this knowledge.
Feel comfortable in the knowledge that you RULE your office domain.