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A Gongey is a special being. Having been created in the fiery furnaces of hell...wait...let me start over.
Back when collars were huge and pants were in the shape of bells I was born. The year was 1977. After 10 long months of gestation I was ready to join the world and make my contribution.
This blog is a record of my life. Good, bad and generally mundane!

I really don’t have any “new” news.  Just thought I would post something.  I hope this appeases the masses until I can get some real news.

I am still working on the zombie t-shirt.  Ashley, having bought a new camcorder, has inspired me to make a 15 minute movie.  Although I would like to use “Captain Amazing” or our other well thought of movie “Hemoglobin Sport”, I don’t think I can safely make that without getting my pants sued off!  Come to think of it, maybe I can make my Directorial debut from the infamy of that lawsuit!!!

I will post more when I feel like it!  Or sooner!  😉

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26 Responses to No real news…

  1. Gongey says:

    I need ideas for a 15 minute movie!

  2. Scott says:

    I LOVE it

  3. The boy who cried Gongey says:

    Here I was on the verge of rebellion. Ready to cast down the gongey as my one and only leader, yet now I know of his plans with this “apeasing post”. Or as my false docterine might say “and the gongey looked unto the multitude and did see much unrest, and yea the gongey said I should have a post about nothing. and the crowd was apeased, and the gongey saw that it was good.”

    as for movie ideas how about a reanactment of how gongey came about.

  4. Gongey says:

    And on the seventh day, the Gongey rested. Knowing His subjects were appeased, he plotted their slow and methodical mind numbing. Slowly the mind numbing will give way to complete brain washing. Therein lies the secret plot of the Gongey; To have tithe paid to Him in the sum of 80% of money made per subject!

    A movie about how Gongey was summoned forth from the depthless pit of Jordans mind!  Excellent idea.  😀 

  5. The boy who cried Gongey says:

    The inner workings of my mind do seem to an unlimited supply of depthyness.

  6. Scott says:

    “All Hail Gongey…..”
    I have been thinking of a nick name for this blog and since I am more shallow and narrow minded than the rest of you and my depthyness is very limited….
    try this on for size
    Semi Gongey or Somewhat Gongey
    tell me what you guys think

  7. Scott says:

    Oh by the way,
    I would spend 4 bucks on a sunday matinee to see “The Dawning of Gongey.”

  8. Gongeylittle says:

  9. Gongey says:

    I like that title for the “Gongey” movie; “The Dawning of Gongey”
    Maybe we can make it a horror!!!

  10. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    And We will kill you with our cheesy names and make you mental with our lame and horrifiying jokes…… MWahahahah!!!! yOu cannot escape a gongey. and once you join the ranks of a gongey you can never go back. Once a gongey always a gongey

  11. The boy who cried Gongey says:

    Random post here that will no doubt began a series thread of conversation pieces that will enlighten the mind and capture the imagination.

  12. Mary says:

    What about Gongey eye for the strait guy! Hey I did submit a story idea but it’s on the blog before this. I’m running a little behind I guess.

  13. Gongey says:

    I like your idea for the alien who works for the red cross idea! It’s really great! 😉

  14. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    Although it would suck going to and from work everyday….
    Traveling 200 billion light years away… I hope that space ship has good milage

  15. Mary says:

    That’s true especially with gas prices these days

  16. Semi Gongey says:

    I think it is unanimous…..Mary’s movie gets the contract….when do we start production? I will totally volunteer. I am not like these other people that want money…I just want top billing, or at least to have my name at the bottom of the credits right after the little emblem but before the “filmed entirely on location, special thanks to the people of Uranus” part

  17. Gongeylittle says:

    Our Milky Way Galixy is so huge, It will take years to get to the end and reach a new galixy. And, there is Millions of Galixys’ in our universe. Who knows if this is the only universe. sorry but I think it’s bizzare how you guys started talking about space when only seconds before I read this I was thinking exactly what I put down. Who is Semi Gongey?

  18. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    Ash…. I’m embaressed for the both of us now…. lol just kidding. And Scott You’ll be behind Uranus in the credits haha

  19. Mary says:

    Here’s another idea. Shelob meets Little Miss Muffet! Last night I told my sister Clarissa about the story I “submitted” to you guy’s. And this was her idea. It made me laugh. We couldn’t decide if Miss Muffet would be the sweet scared girl she is in the ryme or a fierce spider slayer! Ha Ha.

    I think Scott is Semi Gongey because of what he said July 3rd, 2006 at 4:39 am

  20. Gongey says:

    Haha! I like that one. Miss Muffet can be a quiet un-assuming girl, until she is threatened by Shelob! From out of nowhere comes a wicked blade slicing into Shelob! Yeah, I could get into this! 😀

  21. Mary says:

    Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, who sat down beside her And frightened Miss Muffet away

  22. Gongeylittle says:

    oppss.. sorry. um yea

  23. Semi Gongey says:

    Could we at least make Miss Muffet like the girl in Underworld? Ya know leather, six inch stilletoes, 2 Colt .45’s or 9 MM?…. .357 MAG oh yeah thats the ticket! And she could fly an apache tank buster. And a silver black Harley. OK that is going way over board…a pink Vespa then and an Apache tank buster. Instead of cottage cheese she could eat yogurt….just plain yogert

  24. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    Why plain yogurt? is she going on a diet cause she can’t fit into her lets say Tight tight black leather pants? NO she should have like The matrix outfit… you know so when spiders jump at her she can use the matrix to bend backwards and not get the icky feeling of a spider touching her

  25. Semi Gongey says:

    COOOOOOL, Syd, I like where this is going

  26. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    yeah I do too! Man thats one cool chick right there….. but if you want scott, we can have her ride a harley because I like it when ppl in trenchcoats with sunglasses ride them

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