At the request of my audience I have started a new topic. This topic is a new one, so don’t get so excited you pass out. I have researched many topics and I have come to decide that the topic should be a new one. Many scientists have given their lives in order for us to be here today talking about our new topic.
So start talking about our new topic. Spread the love to all your friends and let them know about our new topic. I think I will make a shirt labeled New Topic. Or better yet Hot New Topic!