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A Gongey is a special being. Having been created in the fiery furnaces of hell...wait...let me start over.
Back when collars were huge and pants were in the shape of bells I was born. The year was 1977. After 10 long months of gestation I was ready to join the world and make my contribution.
This blog is a record of my life. Good, bad and generally mundane!

Hum the “Here she comes…Ms. America” while reading this first paragraph. 

Okay we have decided on the zombie for our next Ms. Zombie USA!  It comes from down “south”.  It enjoys tormenting the local living populace, limps on the beach, eating a nice chilled brain and hopes to become less rotted.

So Syd and I have decided we are going to use the above zombie for her shirt.  It will read: “I want to be a zombie when I grow up!”
I am thinking of putting the text in the front middle of the shirt and then having the zombie head on the lower right or left.  Maybe I will just put it on the back…I haven’t decided yet.


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34 Responses to Ms. Zombie USA

  1. Scott says:


  2. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    woot, I’m excited for it to be finished!!! Are you sure thats a girl? lol. Maybe more like Ms. Gay Zombie USA. cause he kinda looks like a guy… hehe just kidding

  3. Jordan says:

    Recently while I was out at a bar playing poker with my borther Pat I called somebody a gongey (I have forgotten the reason as I had become slightly inebriated.) It was recieved with looks by people who thought I had gone mad. I even explained the fascinating story of the origins to no avail. So I got home and went to gongey.com out of curiosity. Not realizing that the Original gongey had created the site I let loose a string of insults that I am not proud of (who would dare steal the word?). Anyway long story short I was ranting about it to my sister today and she explained who had created the site and I Immeadiatly called and appologized. After further review I give this site an excellent rating and look forward to giving my almost insightful input in the near future.

  4. Jordan says:

    also before I take off for a much needed pepsi. I was wondering about a name to Post under. I thought of “the Original Gongey” but I was calling brian and kirk a gongey so I have no right to such a name (seeing as how half of the mentioned party is going with gongey only Kirk remains as a person to claim said name.) I would appreciate any suggestions that might come my way.

  5. Gongey says:

    As you sip your nice cool pepsi you might mull over the name of “Creator of Gongey” or “Gongey Creator” or “I scream Gongey when tormented”.

    Either of those names seem very fitting!

  6. Gongeylittle says:

    Wow I do have to say, Gongey has become so popular within the family that I would like to thank you for coming up with it. Or Should I thank brian for tormenting you so you would think of it. anyway, Good thinking. and I do give you credit.

  7. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    I just got totally lost, hehe. Brian remember that white board you had every body who was a gongey to write their names on it? or something like that.. anywayz I just remembered it

  8. The boy who cried Gongey says:

    Val suggested this name I thik it is the winner.

  9. Gongeylittle says:

    Soo bored at 11: 30. gotta get something neww… great. nothing.

  10. Gongeylittle says:

    hahaha 9:54? what is that?!?! It’s 11:30! Oh no! Am I getting delerious from lack of sleep? wow that’s a funny bunny! oh wait.

  11. Scott says:

    I think I need to take Gongeylittle to the Gongey psychiatrist….shes lost it I think….and she wants to start driving!?!?

  12. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    No! don’t do it!

  13. Gongeylittle says:

    I am not SANE!!!! oh…wait… In…

  14. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    Come on, it’ll be a fun journey Ash…… it’ll be like a video game….We take swords and guns and if we see mental people trying to stab pencils in our hands we’ll shoot and kill them…. then at the end We’ll find that what we are looking for isnt’ there so we have to go back and do it all over again. It’ll be fun!!!!

  15. Gongey says:

    Hey that’s funny! Mary has a story about people stabbing other people with writing utinsels!

    BTW, you are all CUH-RAZY!

  16. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    lol Why thank yoU! Just a little piece of what goes inside my head everyday. I can get really crazy at times! lol

  17. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    Oh and if needed any inspiration I’ll be happy to say a random story or tale! I just come upp with these on the spot

  18. Gongeylittle says:

    Hey, Brian I got a new camcorder!!!!

  19. Gongey says:

    SWEET! Now we HAVE to make a movie…preferably a horror!

  20. The boy who cried Gongey says:

    You should make a movie about an alien that came from another planet and has all these super powers because ofthe yellow sun. Here is the catch though……….. he is allergic to green rocks. We could call it Captain Amazing.

  21. The boy who cried Gongey says:

    I have this other idea about a girl from dallas but children might read this.

  22. Gongey says:

    Yeah I don’t think the dallas movie will pan out! I am liking where this alien with superpowers is going. We can call the green rocks…”green rocks”. What about having fricken laser beams mounted on the aliens head?!

  23. Gongeylittle says:

    You can’t touch my videocam now.

  24. The boy who cried Gongey says:

    Laser Beams on his head? This is brilliant!! I want you to be the Producer to accept all of the law sui….I mean cash flow.

  25. Scott says:

    I think it should be an action movie, one where a guy that is a martial arts expert goes to Asia, while he’s there a big guy hurts his brother or girlfriend, or maybe his best frien yeah, thats it. So the martial arts guy goes to an old guy that teaches him new techniques and then he goes and gets revenge…..Now thats original. We could get Jean Claude VanDamme to play the lead.

  26. Gongeylittle says:

    Where are you genna get the camera?

  27. Gongey says:

    I agree we shall call the Jean Claude VanDamme movie: “Bloodsport”…now wait! “Hemoglobin Sport”!

    Perfection at it’s finest!!!!

  28. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    haha You guys are still at the deciding what do a horror movie on. I’m already making one with my friend,it’s called DOOR

  29. Mary says:

    What about a love story? Hey don’t worry you guys. I figured out a way where everyone can be happy. She can be an alien from another planet that knows martial arts… and she could work for the red cross where they are having a competition(sport) of who get the most people to donate… She witnesses a murder, gets scared and runs away, leaving a shoe behind. Then the detective who is on the case finds the shoe and is searching for her. When he finds her they solve the case and fall in love. So what do think? 🙂

  30. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    yay for Mary! I lovvveee it! heehee mary if no one wants to do it I would love to do it with you! haha that would be awesome

  31. Mary says:

    he he!

  32. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    I loved that last comment Mary…. wait were you making fun of me??…..

  33. Mary says:

    No way! I wasn’t making fun of you. I was just giddy.


    adj 1: having or causing a whirling sensation; liable to falling; “had a dizzy spell”; “feeling woozy from the blow on his head”; 2: lacking seriousness; given to frivolity; “a dizzy blonde”; “light-headed teenagers”; “silly giggles” [syn: , empty-headed, featherbrained, light-headed, lightheaded, silly]

    I meant in the silly giggles kind of way

  34. ¡¤§ ¥ ð µ £ £¤¡ says:

    haha… okay, cause I think I was saying “HEHE” alot! lol so I thought you were making fun of me… haha lightheaded teenagers…. I think under that file has my name in it….. Maybe even the empty-headed, featherbrained, light-headed, lightheaded, silly, wait why two lightheaded?? lol

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