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A Gongey is a special being. Having been created in the fiery furnaces of hell...wait...let me start over.
Back when collars were huge and pants were in the shape of bells I was born. The year was 1977. After 10 long months of gestation I was ready to join the world and make my contribution.
This blog is a record of my life. Good, bad and generally mundane!

I sat pondering what to write my next entry about with nothing coming to my mind.  So I closed my eyes and forced myself to think of something.  During this time my mind starts wandering down some strange path.  I start thinking about what I would do if I had a couple million dollars, which led my brain down another path; I started thinking of how I would build my house considering I had a large budget.
Somehow I snapped back from my mental wanderings and I thought of my blog entry:  What I think about when I want to go to sleep or just plain day dream.

I think it started when I was 14 or 15. We were living in Grandpa Ivies house in Orem.  During the summer nights I would walk over to Geneva Elementary and just sit in the swings and stare up at the stars while I day dreamed about space or other fun non-sense.
I started thinking how I would LOVE to explore space, but I wouldn’t want to leave my family to super extended lengths of time.  I also started thinking about how I would survive out there.  And once out there, in space, how would I find my way back home?  So after a few nights of thinking things through I finally figured out what I would need.  Which led me to thinking about how I would get something like what I am about to describe.  It would have to be in a well worded wish.  You know because wishes are real and genies are out there!  😉
So if I were to get 3 wishes, one of my wishes would entail the following:
I would wish for a force field that would cover my entire body, leaving about 1/4 inch of space around my skin.  It would have the following qualities:

  • Completely impenetrable, it would only allow safe levels of light and sound through.
  • It produced breathable air and maintain a nice 73 degree temperature inside.
  • Automatic; it would turn on automatically when it sensed I was in mortal peril.
  • I could control the field and wrap it around anything/anyone.
  • It would be able to travel at any speed and even fold space.
  • There would be a HUD(heads up display) that would show a map of my travels and how to get back to Earth.
  • It had the ability to go invisible.  Which I would use while exploring alien worlds, just in case they were hostile.

  Since that summer I have thought back to that wish MANY times.  Most of the time I use it when I can’t fall asleep at night.  I will think of the different ways I could use that and how I could help mankind.  Or even what different worlds would be like.  I still love to daydream about things like that.

Apart from that wish I think the second most wish I think about is the ability to heal.  No matter what the problem I would be able to heal it.  How cool would that be?!
Another wish I thought about would be the ability to speak every language known to man fluently, including every dialect and slang variant.
One wish that Kirk, my best friend, thought of was a pair of pants or a wallet that always had the exact amount of money you needed at the time.  So you could buy anything you wanted with cash!

This post is rather a personal one, seeing as I am telling you, and basically the world, my inner thoughts.  So don’t think me anymore psycho than I am already!

What are some of your wishes?

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93 Responses to Mind numbing thoughts

  1. Undead Gongey says:

    Oh Mary
    I guess i MUST forgive you! I just cant say no to those…. er…. black and white text =)

  2. There is nothing going on between Brian and myself… that you can prove anyway.

    We’re very, very careful. I mean we would be IF anything was going on.

  3. Gongey says:

    Extremely careful…errr…we would be that is.

  4. Gongeylittle says:

    Right…well…HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOT! 2008! YAY! okay, im tired. im getting too old for this….haha, not!

  5. Undead Gongey says:

    HAhaha i stayed up all night 0.0
    happy new years then

  6. HAPPY NEW YRS….I was only up till 3 AM boozing and stripping on the table tops. it was a raging party!!!!! HA HA just kiddin i was playing rock band it was really fun for any who are intrested it is way worth the purchase!!!!

  7. Wow reading over that I have ugly images running through my head YUCK scary and totally not RIGHT!!!! HAHA

  8. Undead Gongey says:

    haha thats funneh
    please dont try that though
    i dont want to have to drive you home
    in an invisible car of wonder and magic…. i mean c’mon
    What do i have to do to keep you people happy?
    haha wow…
    ranting….
    oops

  9. Bald Gongey gone phat says:

    I daydream frequently about winning the lottery. I have everything planned out if I did. I will not bore you with the details but my first thing I would do; put my family in hiding. (I know, supper insecure move, but that is what I would do). After watching too many kid napping movies to think otherwise.

    Paying off debt would come third to purchasing my wife a new wedding ring. We did not have any money when we tied the knot (no really, we did not even have those two pennies to rub together that everyone talks about having) and it drives me nuts looking at the one she has. I would also take care of my family and make sure that my mom and dad are taken care of.

    …And yes, I would still work. No matter how much money I had.

    Awesome Blog Gongey…

    Happy New year ya’ll!!!

    John

  10. hi jonny ( said the way only kieth could say it)!

  11. Gongeylittle says:

    How romantic!!!

  12. I think you did it better Brian!

    then there is grandpa…
    you broke your sister leg you damn kid!

  13. mommy gongey says:

    Good old grandpa….I wonder if he still thinks I am a prostitute???

  14. Gongey says:

    What the…you must tell these stories deb and mello

  15. when we lived at his house john would always throw his shoe down the stairs…One morning I ran down the stairs after working all night and caught the side of my foot on the flip flop and it made my ankle twist and hit the cement while i was standing…ouch I hear a loud pop and instead of catching my self I fall face first cuz i know there was damage done! well grampa heard the comotion and came down stairs…when john walked in he said ” you broke your sisters leg you damn kid”… it was so funny I laughed! John was pissed! I only ripped the ligaments out of the side of my ankle!

  16. Undead Gongey says:

    What the crap?
    why are you a supposed to be a prostitue?
    weird..

  17. mommy gongey says:

    Well through the years I know that several of the grandkids and grandpas own kids came to him for some help financially at one time or another. I never had a need to borrow any money from grandpa because well…I was good with budgeting my money. Well one day I went into his shop just to talk and have a little heart to heart with grandpa and while we were talking he told me that if I never needed any money that I could come to him and that I didn’t need to resort to anything that I would regret later in life. But the tone he had made me feel like he meant prostitution. So I pretty much took it that he didn’t want me to be whore!!!! Lucky me I guess I was the whore grandchild. I will never forget that day for as long as I live.

  18. LOL your a little whore sible ann ( sorry quote from super star)!

  19. Undead Gongey says:

    haha thats sad but yet so twistedly funny
    Well at least its not true!!…….
    hopefully

  20. mommy gongey says:

    No It’s not even close to true!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Gongey says:

    LOL That we know of!!! 😉

  22. Superfly Gongey says:

    Lol

  23. Undead Gongey says:

    For all we know you could have a secret life !!
    just PLEASE! Think of your children!!!

  24. Redneck Gongey says:

    HMMMMMMM……..
    Thats weird

  25. Undead Gongey says:

    more than you know

  26. mommy gongey says:

    Where do you think my children came from??????? J/k j/k j/k ewe ewe ewe
    I honestly do not have a secret life. Sometimes I wish I did but I really don’t.

  27. Gongey says:

    😀 Time for a new comment before Melo takes it way out of bounds!!!

    just kiddin’!

  28. Undead Gongey says:

    haha scary

  29. Gongeylittle says:

    Im going on Vacation, whos comming?!?!

  30. Gongey says:

    Gah sorry got slammed at work and forgot to post!

  31. Undead Gongey says:

    Ashley as your cousin i am permitted to go with you on ANY vacation you go on
    as said in section II paragraph eleven in the agreement we made some time ago.
    But those who know of it dare not speak it.
    so i dare not speak of it anymore

  32. mommy gongey says:

    Seriously Ash where ya going?? Tell me I need to know!

  33. Gongeylittle says:

    dunno. As far as savings gets me. Actually I want to go to new york sometime in may or june. Dont tell me mom though. She hates New York.

  34. Gongey says:

    I have to agree with her! But it’s always fun to experience new things!

  35. Undead Gongey says:

    you are taking me ash
    PLEASE???

  36. Redneck Gongey says:

    Ashley!!!!!!!!
    are you forgettiing that I often frequent this site? and so does your mom
    You are so BUSTED

  37. Undead Gongey says:

    I was wondering how long that would stay unnoticed haha

  38. Undead Gongey says:

    Hello??…Ello?…. llo?….lo?….o?
    i think everyone blew this taco stand!

  39. mommy gongey says:

    Off topic but Gongey how is Mary doing she probably is in the miserable stage now. OH I CAN’T WAIT. Your gonna be a papa:)

  40. Undead Gongey says:

    Oh my i forgot how close it was!!!

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