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A Gongey is a special being. Having been created in the fiery furnaces of hell...wait...let me start over.
Back when collars were huge and pants were in the shape of bells I was born. The year was 1977. After 10 long months of gestation I was ready to join the world and make my contribution.
This blog is a record of my life. Good, bad and generally mundane!

DOOMSDAY IS UPON US……Recent studies have shown massive earthquakes, torrents of wind, Massive monsters, Huge gold fish and Flaming beggars have been pounding at the helpless cities in the United states and other countries around the globe. As hearts are broken and lives are lost everyone is crying out…… “WHY?? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO EVERYTHING WE KNOW AND LOVE???”
and my dear friends i have the answer…….
The last one and a half months give or take a few days, have been a dark age for the internet and all its users…. because …
of the lack of people talking on GONGEY DOT COM
but there is hope! I have a solution for the disasterous events that have plagued us for almost two months.
We must rebel we must fight! how?? we Must talk again, anyone left out there please, gather our people back for useless conversation! talk about your kid’s stupid accomplishment! WE ARE LISTENING! save this poor poor pathetic excuse for a website! it has been under appreciated for way to long. The Site is CRYING! please think of the website!

much love and concern
Undead Gongey (A.K.A Sydnee)

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26 Responses to Anyone alive???

  1. mommy gongey says:

    I am still here!!!! When I was reading that I was thinking to myself this must be sydnee writing this. Your imagination amazes me sometimes.

  2. debgongey says:

    we are alive waiting for every one to rise from the dead right Shan!

  3. GongimusPrime says:

    I am still around, just very busy with the wee one and work. Since you asked for meaningless chat, and I am avoiding reading chapter 3 in my book tonight, I have some recent, and very EXCITING news.

    Stephanie and I purchased a new weed wacker!!! I know!!!! It’s awesome!

    Due to the recent fleecing of the nation…. er fuel price increases, I opted for the Black & Decker battery operated 18v. GrassHog.

    ( pictured here http://www.blackanddecker.com/productguide/Product-Details.aspx?ProductID=6427 )

    Although it does not have the raw power of a 2 cycle gas/oil trimmer, it’s makes a ton less noise and with a bit more patience the end product is the same. It’s also lighter and much easier to operate, Stephanie is excited to try this baby out, as the gas one was a bit more than she was willing to wrangle.

    I now have the neatest sidewalk grass line in the neighborhood, with sprinkler heads that have ample room to raise up and provide nourishing H2O to my lush green (it’s really kinda brown and dead still ) yard!!

    okay… back to chapter 3 for me.

    p.s. Hugh is doing awesome and is not too far from being mobile. He can now roll over and places himself into the most awkward uncomfortable positions while sleeping.

  4. Gongey Kong says:


    Brian! I need to see Elias! i haven’t seem him for like two months! I think I am going to spend my next 3 day weekend at grandma’s house! YAY! I miss that little fella!

    So were we ever going to start the hallowee movie in this millenium? Because we might as well gt ready for it sooner if we are. I really miss you all and I can’t wait to see each and everyone of YOU!

  5. Undead Gongey says:

    Ciara dear sister of mine:
    Me and Bri were talking about that a while ago
    We were probably going to do it sometime in the fall when the leaves are changing to get that nice effect

    Awesome about the new weed wacker
    shame about the “lush green grass” not so lush, or even green.

  6. mommy gongey says:

    You know your getting old when you get excited about a weedwacker hehehe!!!

  7. Gongey says:

    Gongimus: I know what you mean about the weight. I have the 4 stroke weed wacker..that thing is a beast. At least it makes up for it’s fatty diet with an edger attachment!

    Mommy: Yes that’s totally sad that we now get excited over lawn tools!

    Yes we REALLY need to get cranking on the movie. We need to revise the script to use/have less actors. Down to 3 if we can. I will send the script back to you Syd for a revision!

    As far as the site goes…yes it does need more love! I will start working on a redesign in the next while.

  8. Redneck Gongey says:

    I unfortuneatly have been in the dark bottomless pit known only as the cubicle of death….I stare at computer screens all day and deal with the undead computer users that create the blue screen of death….HEAVEN HELP US ALL

    Brian, please I need your help in the worst way….the incandecent lighting in my office and the blue screen of death that everyone brings to me has them all turned to….duh dunt duh…..zombies….I need a Zombie emergency kit ASAP

    PLEASE before it is to late…to late….to late

    Oh by the way I’mmmmmmm BAAAAACK!

  9. mommy gongey says:

    he he he you guys make me laugh!

  10. Undead Gongey says:

    I’ll revise the script you can send it to whenever i dont know when i can do it seeing as i’ve been Busy with our One act plays for my high school (i play a sales woman) so by tomorrow i’ll be done.
    Anyways whats new with everyone besides Weed wackers

  11. mommy gongey says:

    We are almost finished with our fence and I have picked out brand new stainless steel appliances :)))))

  12. Undead Gongey says:

    …… Anything interesting?? haha jk jk MAJOR JK!

  13. Gongey Kong says:

    haha yay! Steel appliances! hmm. Why do we need three people for the movie instead of four?

  14. Gongey says:

    We don’t have that many consistent actors. So the less we have the faster we can complete the movie.

  15. Undead Gongey says:

    eh all we’d need to do is take out one bad guy or one hero/heroine
    no big deal just re adjust the dialogue and bam we have it

  16. Gongimus Prime says:

    I want to be in the movie as “Dorgrimar”, the X DnD geek who goes down in flaming glory fighting zombies with his broadsword.

    Then later kills a good guy supporting role person as a char broiled broad sword weilding zombie!!


    I will need my own trailer on the set, or no deal.

  17. Gongey says:

    Good news! We found you a trailer! It will need some work as it is INFESTED with wasp and hornet nests. Plus there are ants everywhere. There is a slight odor due to the rotting body(we can’t identify it) in the “Master Suite”, but a quick spritz of Febreze will take care of that.
    It’s also a nice model of trailer, as it has multiple SUH-WEET sunroofs. The fire did a nice job of opening those right up. We will furnish carpet in your trailer so that will be nice for you! And for the price of $0 it was a steal…literally! We “found” it next to the Orem Police Station, it had these weird “Evidence” stickers all over it, which we easily removed, so they won’t hassle you at all.

    When can you start!?!

  18. Gongimus Prime says:


    I knew you would have no choice but to comply. I can start next month, I work from 12 pm to 1pm every day, with 2 15 minute breaks.

  19. Gongey says:

    Makeup will take about 28 mins. but that leaves us with a SOLID 2 mins. of shooting. Hopefully that isn’t too much work for you?

  20. Gongey Kong says:

    Haha! So Bri you got your bees? I shudder at the thought of going to your house with a bunch of bees in the back yard.. Ugh I HATE bees. I hate, hate, hate them!!!!!!!!

  21. Gongey says:

    Yep the bees are going strong! You won’t even notice them. They fly out of the hive and go directly up. Pictures are here: http://iviefamily.com/gallery/categories.php?cat_id=89

    Bees are good! Wasps and hornets are of the ##%@@% devil. Those things are MEAN!
    With the bees Mary has been wearing sandals and shorts when we check them, not 1 sting. They are VERY gentle.

  22. Undead Gongey says:

    I cant wait to see them in person
    i really like bees, they make me happy.
    OH MY HECK i want to watch that movie now!!!!!
    gawd thats what i love in a movie.
    speaking of movies I WANT TO SEE IRON MAN

  23. Beau Brown says:

    Hey Brother, Its your friend from the past. Its good to see that your doing well. Hows your mom doing? Tell her that I said hello. So your a father eh. Thats good to hear. I always wondered how you have been. Sometimes when I am kickn it thinking about the old days, some memories of our childhood comes up, especially when I am driving stick shift. Remember teaching me how to drive stick in the church parking lot with your mothers car, I think it was a mitsubishi. I also remember the year of the big snow storm and we piled up all the snow and we were sledding off the roof of your house. What great times. Just thought I would drop by and say hello and I am glad that you are doing so well. TTyl.Your Friend Beau

  24. Gongey says:

    Damn!!! That’s funny I was just thinking the other day where you had gone off to?! Yeah my moms doing great….I will just contact you on your myspace page.

    Man good times!

  25. Undead Gongey says:

    i have to admit….. that post sounded almost creepy to me….
    totally out of the blue, dont ask me why. it just seemed like it to me.

  26. Undead Gongey says:

    probably because i’m tired…
    jeez why do the awkward silences start with me? i feel useful

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